An Aqua Vie Christmas
It was the week before Christmas and all through the threads, Not even Gator was giving us a case of the dreads, nor fussing or shouting Fountaine is a louse. While causing problems for all and getting thrown from the house.
Frank, I've been told was stacking wood for the winter, shouting on Java on Sun tea on Paradise and Avalanche and lets not forget the famed... Macintosh. These thoughts they were dancing so proud they did come, Aqua Vie will make me rich, Aqua Vie is the one. while stacking wood Frank would whisper, Frank would whisper and hum. So many thoughts come to a mind in Wisconsin, when big blue gets shut down for a long winters night. But the thought that runs wild is the one of hydration, of Paradise and Harvest and earthly delights. Will Tom do it or not, Frank's mind shouted out to the cold winter darkness... on an Aqua Vie Night.
But not far away on a night very clear, with the North star burning brightly shivered Tom with a Lear. He's out there I know, the man who's a hater, the man who's a hater of Tom from AV. He hales from Colorado, the man who's a hater, the Gator, the Grinch who won't leave me alone. Could I change him if I tried? Would it do any good? It didn't look possible from the place that Tom stood, for that Gator was constant in thought and in deed, Tom was his enemy and he stated that often indeed! Jeff said he's from Jersey, that's the reason Jeff thought. That he's mad at the world without reason or not. I know what will help, Thought Tom in a hush, I'll bring Aqua Vie forth for the 99 rush! Now who will I get to sell Aqua Vie fast, I know said Tom as the sales deal was cast, Howard Stern, Robin, Jackie the Jokeman and Staff. They will do wonders they helped others like me, so Tom set out to sell it and to print it, for all the stockholders to see.
Well the rest is just history, it put the rumors to bed the ones started by Sharon and others were just about dead. Fogel and Gator were happy to see, that Tom was finally selling AquaVie to Prouddad and to Loren, Chuck R the Kzapper even Frank and to me!
When all at once heard the threads such a clatter, Aqua Vie announced SALES! Sales complete and served up on a platter. Well, what could we say our dreams have come true we have an Aqua Vie Christmas for me and for you. Will Gator be sad, or will Fogel be blue? Will Sharon be heart broken and rummorless too? oh tell me, oh tell me how could that be true, after all they are long, just like me and like you. The story will continue whether true or in jest, Aqua Vie is a winner I'll continue to invest. The story could go on, you could add to it as well, We got plenty to chose from, but I think you'll agree, we are characters all and I say this with glee! So enjoy all the poster's no matter what said and let thoughts of an Aqua Vie Christmas... play drums in your head.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Years
Warm Regards this Holiday season
Jeff
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