From jive Brady To, dig dis: Terry, Blue and oda' esq's
by, dig dis: Brady_00 (40/M/San Antonio, TX) 11674 of 11675Happy Holidays………
Please accept wid no obligashun, implied o' implicit mah' best wishes fo' an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
genda' neutral, celebrashun uh de winta' solstice holiday, practiced
widin de most enjoyable tradishuns of de religious puh'suasion uh yo'
choice, o' secular practices uh yo' choice, wid respect fo' de
religious/secular puh'suasions and/o' tradishuns uh oders, o' deir choice
not t'practice religious o' secular tradishuns at all...
And some fiscally successful, sucka'ally fulfillin', and medically
uncomplicated recognishun uh de onset uh de generally accepted calendar
year 1999, but not widout due respect fo' de calendars uh choice uh oder
cultures whose contribushuns t'society gots helped make America great,
(not t'imply dat America be necessarily greata' dan any oda' country o'
is de only "AMERICA" in de western hemisphere), and widout regard t'de
race, creed, colo', age, physical ability, religious faid, o' sexual
preference uh de wishee.
(By acceptin' dis greetin', ya' is acceptin' dese terms. Dis greetin'
is subject t'clarificashun o' widdrawal. It be freely transferable wid
no alterashun t'de o'iginal greetin'. It implies no promise by de wisher
to actually implement any uh de wishes fo' her/himself o' oders, and is
void where prohibited by law, and be revocable at de sole discreshun of
de wisher. Ah be baaad...
Dis wish is warranted t'puh'fo'm as 'espected widin de usual applicashun
of baaaad tidin's fo' some puh'iod uh one year, o' until de issuance uh a
subsequent holiday greetin', whicheva' comes fust, and warranty be limited
to replacement uh dis wish o' issuance uh a new wish at de sole
discreshun uh de wisher. Ah be baaad...)
Gots Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year. Ah be baaad...
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