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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married

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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (3630)12/23/1998 11:08:00 AM
From: gypsy  Read Replies (1) of 6545
 
len, I know you will appreciate this special song, because you are an enlightened man and know the way things really are..LOL My gift to you, Merry Christmas....You really have to hear this song, to appreciate the humor..

The Man Song

He's the man
He's the man

I don't take no crap from anybody else but you
I wear the pants around here when I finish with your laundry
'Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight
When I say jump you say yeah right
I'm the man of this house until you get home

He's the man
He's the man

What I say goes around here right out the window
And I don't wanna hear a lot of whining so I'll shut up
The sooner you learn who's boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders dear
'Cause I'm head honcho around here but it's all in my head

He's the man
He's the man

And I can have sex any time that you want
'Cause I'm a man who has needs but they're not that important
And don't expect any flowers from me
'Cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry
I'm the king of my castle when you're not around

He's the man
He's the man

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna get in trouble
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready to sleep on the couch
'Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
And I'm gonna do what you tell me to
Because I'm top dog around here but I've been neutered

He's the man
He's the man

You da man


Song by Shawn Morey

ze gyp(smiling)
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