** Short COOL X-mas Tunes **
Rude-olf the red nosed stock broker
lost alot of money shorting cool...
All of the other brokers are laughing
at him and calling him names...
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
after buying a butt-load of COOL...
With a porsche and a mercedes and two eyes
made out of coal.
Grandma got run over by a short squeeze
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
the stock soared that day. You can say that
internet stocks are too high already, but as
for me and grandpa we believe not. She'd been
drinking too much eggnog, and we begged her not to
short COOL.
O come, all ye faithful, Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye
Hold on to your COOL
Come and join the party
the drinks are on me...
It's beginning to look a lot like Yahoo
Ev'rywhere you go COOL will follow and soar.
Take a look at the stock chart, up and down we go.
With shorts and longs tug O war........
Dashing thru the house
Looking for the one-touch cordless phone,
Over the couch we jump;
Laughing all the way;
Buy some COOL at market price,
watching the stock roar,
What fun it is to ride and sing
A soaring COOL stock tonight, O
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride.......
Pirate |
