One liners from Santa
I know when you've been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister!
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
Some of my best toys run on batteries... *wink wink*
I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any
underwear, do you?
Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty"
list!
Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to
see you!
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This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome
muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts.
Making sure she goes thru his line she leans over and asks if he'll carry
her groceries out to which he responds, "Sure lady".
They no sooner get out of the store and she again leans over and whispers,
"You know, I have an Itchy Pussy", to which he responds, "You'll have to
point it out to me lady, all those Japanese cars look alike!!
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