'Bill Gates, on the Millennium Bug issue: "There is no problem with PCs and with packaged software." And to prove it, Microsoft has a whole section of it's web site devoted to detailing the various non-problems at www.microsoft.com/year2000. Quoted on BusinessWorld Online Roundtable with Bill Gates, March 20, 1998. Submitted by Candace Skalet. AND... Bill Gates again: "Any program where you still have somebody around who remembers the program, it's pretty simple to go find the place that they compare dates. You don't compare dates that many places in a program. It's in very, very few places. Even if you do it in a lot of places, there's a way of fooling the system by just taking all the dates you put in and subtracting 30 years before you put them in and adding 30 years when you put them out. There are some clever ways to get around it." And of course, we're still awaiting Microsoft MagicBullet2000™, coming to a retailer near you real soon... Quoted on Microsoft's Q&A Session with Bill Gates, May 8, 1997. Also submitted by Candace Skalet.'
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