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To: John O'Neill who wrote (70236)12/27/1998 1:23:00 PM
From: nihil  Read Replies (1) of 186894
 
Patient: Wm Fleckenstein

Symptoms:
Sweating copious blood (10-12 ml/min from the eyes), heart rate (150-250), BP 250/180, spoiled britches, gasping for breath, 9/10 pain. Begging for mercy. This man is in extreme pain!

Impression:
Advanced short crisis, unmet Fed margin calls, badly bitten fingernails. Possible stenoses. Unstable angina. Writes well, if tendentiously. RO: 1. cardiac infarction, 2. complete SM collapse.

Treatment:
No CNBC. Patient may watch Bloomberg w/o glasses, but no sound.
Nitroglycerine tab under tongue every 30 minutes.
Aspirin tablet. Morphine (25 mg) repeat every hour until babbling ceases (strike p. sharply on the head with stainless steel urinal if morphine doesn't provide relief for IC unit staff).
Shave that head and chest and prepare for multiple bypass.
Get some coffee into the senior resident thoracic surgeon.
In terminal crisis pop a few toy balloons around the patient (I'll expain later.)

Other orders:
Please tell my brokers to sell me out by Dec 31 COB if patient is transfigured (sure sign we at the top of the top (picco di tutti i picchi ). Illegible scrawl.

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