Um, Bill, much as I enjoy reading the exquisite intelligence so very evident in every word you pound out with your sausage-like fingers, I am afraid I must take a wee little break from my undying admiration to ask that you put your oh-so-towering intellect to work in creating a new insult for the hated and feared Mr. Schuh.
You have repeated the following phrase three times in a very short period of time:
>>Your position is indefensible and your IQ is 60, surely a combination for ridicule.<<
While I am quite sure that we all stand in gape-mouthed awe at the inestimable cleverness which enabled you to formulate such biting wit, I must also, in the interests of fairness, point out that jokes begin to lose their punch when they are repeated ad nauseum. My daughter didn't catch on to this inherent truth until she was seven or so, and therefore I am inclined to grant you a smidgen of leeway; however, if you wish to keep the position you have labored so hard to attain (to wit, the #3 man on the subterranean totem pole of Conservative Idiots here on S.I.), you must endeavour to create at the very least the APPEARANCE of original thought, false as this appearance would be.
Understand that I submit this humble suggestion to you in the spirit of fair play, being as I am a Liberal with a capital L, and thus subject to such outmoded values as fairness, kindness to all living things no matter their origin, etc etc etc. I do realize that such values as these are incomprehensible to you and your ilk, but I trust that some dim corner of your mind will latch on to this magnanimous gesture of mine as a drowning man might latch on to a sturdy branch, and thus save you from being sucked down for all eternity into the seething sludge from whence you came.
With warmest regards and deepest sympathy,
Rose |
