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In a blast from the past, here's a long lost piece from that notorious White House press organ, Salon. I guess Salon is an official WH press organ because they don't subscribe to the proper Limbotic doctrine of ridiculing only one side of the aisle. Anyway, who says Drudge was the only one on top of things in January? This is sharp-tongued Camilla Paglia again, in a bit excerpted in the May Harper's.
One reason I believed the Paula Jones story right from the start was because of the allegation that he demanded oral sex from her. Based on my long study of pornographic pictures and videos, I can easily see why Paula Jones would instantly produce a fantasy of oral sex. People kept saying, very ignorantly, "Oh, she's not very attractive -- what would he have seen in her?" Well, I can see very clearly she has this big wide mouth, and a lot of teeth, and there's a sort of slackness about her jaw -- which is what women porn stars develop when they learn how to relax their jaw muscles to perform great oral sex. I think that Paula Jones was at every stage a walking, talking advertisement for oral sex! So I was stunned when I first saw the pictures of Monica Lewinsky on every TV program -- the big wide smile, the nicely relaxed lips with all those teeth -- and I thought, Oh my God, here we go again! We heard years ago that Clinton seemed to believe that he was never unfaithful to his wife as long as he just having oral sex. I think that's what he wanted from Paula Jones and that's what was going on here. In his own mind, he really believes, "I'm not doing anything wrong. All we were doing was having a little fun." He was being sexually serviced during his busy day.
Maybe Starr should have hired on Paglia as a literary consultant, she probably could have gotten more people interested in those cigars. But Starr wasn't interested in the wider readership, of course. Just truth and justice, like everybody else here. |
