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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!!
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To: BlueCrab who wrote (2240)1/23/1997 6:07:00 PM
From: Janice Shell   of 108807
 
Jeff--

In the same vein, surely you recall my response to your tribute to Nash (perhaps we should tell Alexa that this all its origins in Lady Di's interest in "alternative philosophies" like aromatherapy and high colonics, and, for my part, in Christine's bold challenge to me to write bad poetry):

Post colonic irrigation
They find me at the station
Searching with impatience
For the Ladies'.

O Good Heavens! what's the matter?"
As the s*** begins to splatter
And commuters start to scatter
While the train leaves.

A conductor sees me wailing
As I lean against a railing;
My bladder now is failing
And my head aches.

With an air of great forgiveness,
Says "I know it's not my business,
But why is it that your Msness
Has this Problem?"

Sheepishly I mutter--
When I find the strength to utter--
Lest he think that I'm a nutter:
"It's the New Age...."

Soooo, Alexa, now you know why you should never say these things, even in jest.

Janice
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