We better stay with the subject, or we get kicked off the board.
A DOG NAMED SEX
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He's
a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I
would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!" Then I said,
"But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then
I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He
winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I
told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a
special room for Sex.
He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill,
we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand.
Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny - I have the same
problem."
One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began,
the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing
there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in
the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't
understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV". He said, "Now
that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the dog. I said, "your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The
Judge said, "This courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please."
Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said that's not unusual. It happens to a lot of people.
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for
him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley
at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My
case comes up Friday.
Karin |
