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Technology Stocks : COMS & the Ghost of USRX w/ other STUFF
COMS 0.001300.0%Nov 7 11:47 AM EST

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To: Moonray who wrote (18061)12/31/1998 4:13:00 PM
From: David Lawrence  Read Replies (2) of 22053
 
Oh boy....... where to begin? <g>

dumblaws.com

Howz about CAuliflower:

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. [Better watch yerself, Scrapps]

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

It is illegal in for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. [and leering from your neighbors]


Or, perhaps FLorida:

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. [I guess you can't wear the pink chiffon tonight afterall]

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. [And causes one hell of a rash]


Our icy friends in MiNnisota fared quite well:

Red cars can not drive down Lake Street

Unlike my neck-o-the woods:

A Texican Standoff:

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It's illegal to posess realistic dildos. [as opposed to unrealistic ones?]

Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. [except on even or odd dates]


There's plenty more where these came from.

Happy New Year, All!
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