"Let me guess," said the receptionist, "you've had a brush with death and you need FBN Prayer 2000 to save the world?"
"Why, how did you know," Muffy asked incredulously.
"Don't worry, Miss, we've got the whole situation under control. At first there was some potential for a Star Trek like finale with the world breaking up around you while you valiantly pushed the right keys in Prayer 2000 to avert disaster. But then the staff here said they'd rather have you back on a couch, oiled and naked, so they saved the world right after the Baked Alaska we had for dessert after tonight's dinner."
"Wooo... that's a relief," Muffy said wiping the sweat from her brow.
"Yes," said the secretary, "it's a relief for all of us. Now, if you please, please push star-F-B-N-star on your touch tone phone."
"Ummm. OK... There, mission accomplished. Now what?" asked Muffy.
"Great! You just invoked FBN Fantasy 2000. In a few seconds you'll be part of someone's most intimate fantasy!"
Sure enough, a few seconds later, Muffy disappeared one more time and... |
