| dude, i think that moral fiber, just went through me,
 sort of
 cleaned me out,
 so to speak,
 that moral fiber, stuff,
 tastes like friggin oatmeal,
 it is bad for the pocketbook,
 intellectually correct,
 but just plain,
 friggin bad
 for the pocketbook,
 ask any successful shorter,
 this is not about getting regular,
 and stuff,
 this is not about nutrition,
 who needs to take a dump,
 every day,
 i would like to be a constipated,
 morally fibrous,
 dickhead,
 i would like to eat
 moral fiber with a friggin spoon,
 could i buy it
 by the box,
 would the shit
 actually taste good,
 maybe you could send the ingredients,
 along with it,
 i need to try some of that stuff....
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