Lets see here,
1. Golf takes about 4.5 hours to play a round (18 holes) Each one is exciting and different.
2. Skill in golf can be improved upon to no end. You will never get good enough to beat the game. Sex, well you either got it or you don't. You can get a little better, but I think for the most part you are the kind of person who can, or you just can't and think you can. I suppose that someone could be taught but I still don't think its the same.
3. Gee I hope you were not laughing about club selection.
4. Yep, nothing beats a good set of irons, and the hole never cares what club hits it in.
5. Now sex in a porsche would be better than driving the little golf cart, but can you imagine driving to the course with a women in a porsche, then playing golf, while eating, smoking, drinking, and telling some jokes, then having sex in the golf cart, or anywhere on the course. Well a guy can dream... |
