You're supposed to clean keyboards? No one told me that. Is this like some computer fact I was supposed to know?
OK
I'm turning mine upside down. Maybe it will help ---the period key hasn't worked for a really long time unless you hit it hard. --tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,BAM. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, BAM. Although the only things that gets spilled on my keys are wine and coffee, I think.
Ewwwww-there are small things falling out.
Lots of fuzzy crumbs. Seeds!!! Who ate seeds on my computer? Unidentifiable things. They could be podbugs. Or pod people. You just don't know. Wow-A fingernail! I don't have fingernails. WHose is it???? It MIGHT be from a podperson living under the enter key.
I don't like this. I should have left things well enough alone. WHO KNOWS WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ANGERED BY THIS INTRUSION and retaliate in the dead of night.
This was a bad idea, gaugie. You may have a very benign, tame keyboard, inured to disruption by constant attention, but mine is a wild, undomesticated thing, replete with the leavings and droppings of years. A feral keyboard.
I had better lock the kittens out of the study tonight...they are very small and defenseless.
BAM BAM BAM--and the period key still doesn't work.
Myabe I can put the crumbs and fingernails back in..... |
