Little Johnny's Mother::
Little Johnny's teacher was asking all the kids in the class what
their parents did for a living.
Little Mary got up and said “my Dad is a pilot, and my Mommy is an
architect”.
“Great” said the teacher.
Michael got up and said “ my Dad is a Doctor, and my Mom is a
housewife”.
"Good" said the teacher.
Johnny was last in the class and when he got up he said: “My
Mommy, she is a substitute”.
Knowing better about his background and always striving to
correct the kids, the teacher said, “you mean she is a Prostitute”.
“No”. Said Johnny, “my Sister, she is the Prostitute, but when she
does not feel well, my Mommy substitutes”. |
