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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: treetopflier who wrote (1099)1/3/1999 10:23:00 PM
From: Karin  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see a show and
he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells
alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the
floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

And the minister says, "Just water."

The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good Lord, He's
done it again!"

Karin
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