And now...the further adventures of ISOMAN
It is now 6:15 A.m. and I have returned to my den...
I always wondered why "Shoppers Drugmart tm " would stay open 24 hours...now I know.
So I went to the drug store and I said "I need some more perkacet" and the pharmacist looked at me funny...probably because it is -6 F out (i converted it for you yankees oh yes and you other americans, the ones in the south)
Anyway I gave him my perscription and he looked at me again and said the correct name which escapes me now..anyway they are little pills that pack quite the wallop. Reminds me of the 70's.
Oh yes Rebels. I think they called the south Rebels.
Anyway he hands me the prescription and he says Tell ISOMAN (yes that is my real name) that he should not drive while taking these or use anything dangerous.
So I said I am ISOMAN . He said..well how did you get here..and I said in my Truck.
now here is my dilemma, I called it my truck, but really IS IT a ruck. I mean it is a Yukon, so it is like a sporty Suburban...bigger than a jimmy, but smaller than a suburban.
So it isn't really a truck.but it isn't a car or a Van either.
Anyway, he told me I should be driving.
I said well I shouldn't be impailing myself with a diningroom chair either, but that didn't stop me. So I left.
Oh I know, a sport utility...I heard them call them that before..that's ok I guess...kind of snotty though..let's see..
LEAVE YOUR CAR HERE WE'LL TAKE MY SPORT UTILITY TO THE MOVIE
no that's no good...too pretentious..
well, just betwween you and I, my Son and I call it the Vessel (the way chekov said it in Star Trek)
So I get in the vessel and on my way home I stop in my favorite coffee shop to get some coffee because my wife won't let me use the coffee maker while I am on drugs because I'll burn the house down...
(Nevermind that she let me rip a portion of the roof off in the middle of winter to build an addition and expand the second floor..very nice actually, it is a clear floor design over the kitchen dining area which is where I was putting the dormer when I took the whoops which is where I ended up joining whith the chair)
So in the coffee shop some friends were there and they said ISOMAN what are you doing up at 5 in the morning. and I said I was out getting some more drugs, and they said, why are you wearing a robe, and I said, because it hurts too much to put on pants and I showed them the fibreglass cast over my wound (pretty cool, I have a wound)
So I left again ad now I am home, but I think my wife is waking up and she'll probably want to know why the Vessel is warm so I think I am in trouble.
(bet I get to use the coffee maker now)
Oh yes...Russ Howard I saw that shishkabob comment...all I have to say is...
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AHAH AHHHAAAAAH HHA HA
vERY GOOD.
Hop along ISO-cassidy |
