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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married

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To: Edwarda who wrote (3698)1/5/1999 3:34:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum  Read Replies (1) of 6545
 

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says,
"I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated
their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated
by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are
gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by
their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated
their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look
at the only, one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from
him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this
line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."


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