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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica?

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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (19675)1/6/1999 8:45:00 PM
From: ManyMoose  Read Replies (1) of 20981
 
This isn't my creation and it's a little too harsh for me, but it's so funny, what the heck:

A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems
worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He noticed a police officer
walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolled down his
window and asked, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"
The Officer replied, "The President is just so depressed about the
impeachment thing, he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the
Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set
himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have
the$33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up
a collection for him." "Oh, really? How much have you collected so
far?"
"Only about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still
siphoning.
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