Right after El Clinto has crawled out of DC, black and blue, I'm throwing a "Thong Party" sponsored, of course, by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Org., The Religious Right, Saddam's Bible School Assoc., Tobacco Lobby, Truth in Lending Bureau, Dick Clark's Golden Oldies Choir, Jews for Jesus, Benedictine Monks, Harry's Bar and Grill, Lawrence Welk's Revival Congress, DAR, and various other assemblies of citizens who are out to get THE PRESIDENT!
You and Loony Coey are invited, but you must wear thongs. RSVP> |
