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To: Lizzie Tudor who wrote (88116)	1/7/1999 4:11:00 PM
From: Chuzzlewit	Read Replies (3) of 176387

OT See, I fired my owner because he actually sold some DELL against my advice. He is no longer allowed to buy or sell any stocks without my authority. In fact, the only thing he is allowed to do is to open cans of food for me. When he meets fellow investors I brief him fully so that he will not make a fool of himself (which he is wont to do without my help and guidance). He is a good cook, though, and types what I say pretty well (it's hard to use a keyboard when you have paws). He is adjusting to me pretty well, after having shared his house with another cat named Polonius. Polonius always provided helpful insights, like "brevity is the soul of wit", and then he'd prattle on for hours with generally useless advice, like "neither a borrower nor a lender be". I, on the other hand, spend my time investigating markets and companies. I leave the elegant conversation to the two dobermans that live here. TTFN, CTC

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