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To: Gutterball who wrote ()	1/7/1999 5:30:00 PM
From: Gutterball	Read Replies (1) of 246

A Major on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me Officer, what's the hold up?" The officer replies, "The President just found out Starr has delivered another report to the Congress and he's all depressed. He stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself of fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him." "Oh really, the Major replied, "How much have you collected?" "Well, the policeman replied enthusiastically, "I've got about 300 gallons so far and a lot of folks are still siphoning!"

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