On a farm out in the country, lived a man and a woman and their three sons.
Early one morning, the woman awoke. While looking out the window toward the
pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The
situation looked hopeless to her - how could she possibly continue to feed her
family now? In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself.
When the man awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to
see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head. The
oldest son woke to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to
go down to the river and drown himself. When he reached the river, he
discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank.
She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will
have sex with me five times in a row, then I will restore your parents and the
cow to you." The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply
unable to get it up again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
The second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too
decided to throw himself into the river.
The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row,
then I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven
times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the
river.
The youngest son woke up, saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and
his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went
downto the river to throw himself in. And there he also met the mermaid.
"I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you
will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row." The young son replied, "Is
that all? Why not twenty times in a row?" The mermaid was somewhat taken
aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a
row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why
not THIRTY times in a row?"
Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times
in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health."
Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row
won't kill you like it did the cow? |
