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Technology Stocks : DELL Bear Thread
DELL 145.40-2.5%1:33 PM EST
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To: lin luo who wrote (2392)1/10/1999 10:15:00 PM
From: lin luo   of 2578
 
OT---------------- A joke

This is a variant of a joke I heard last night. I changed it a little.

The New Year is coming, and a local Chinese restaurant Wal Stret just has a 50% discount. So, A Jewish, a Irish and Mr. Public walk in for lunch. The waiter Alan G puts them in the same table and asks for orders. Each orders a chicken. When they finish their lunch the waiter comes and tells them since this is a New Year, he will give one chicken to three of them on the house. The Jewish quickly gets the chicken. The Irish says if the Jewish eats it he will kill him. Mr. Public says to the Jewish whatever he does to the chicken he will do the same to him--- if he eats the wings he will break his arms, and if he eats the chicken's legs, he will break his legs. After thinking about it for a while, The Jewish lifts the chicken and kisses the rear part under the tail.....

Later, the waiter comes back and takes the chicken away and the problem is solved. The waiter tells everyone the chickens they had are sick chickens free from Hong Kong and the chicken on the house is the real good chicken. He also tells them to come back next year to have a Peking Duck, and his Chinese son will be old enough to join them.

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This is my view on the Street. :-)
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