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Joe gets a ticket to the Super Bowl from his company, but he finds when he gets there that the seat is in the last row, way back in a corner of the stadium.
Halfway through the first quarter, Joe sees through his binoculars an empty seat ten rows off the field, right on the fifty-yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down, he says to the guy sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anybody sitting here?" The guy says, "No." Joe exclaims, "Incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this and not use it?" The guy says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to be here with me, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't seen together since we got married in 1967."
Joe says, "That's really sad. But couldn't you find anyone to take the seat? A friend? A close relative?"
The guy says, "No, they're all at the funeral."
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