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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica?
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To: ManyMoose who wrote (19737)1/13/1999 1:23:00 AM
From: ManyMoose  Read Replies (1) of 20981
 
Ya gotta read to the last line for the punch. I can vouch for the truth of the part regarding Alaskans.

> Weather Humor
>A Little Weather Humor.....
>65 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on.
>60 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat.
>45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
>40 degrees - You can see your breath
> Californians shiver uncontrollably
> Minnesotans go swimming.
>35 degrees - Italian cars don't start.
>32 degrees - Water freezes.
>30 degrees - You plan your vacation in Australia.
>25 degrees - Ohio water freezes
> Californians weep pitiably
> Minnesotans eat ice cream
> Canadians go swimming.
>20 degrees - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
> New York City water freezes
> Miami residents plan vacation farther south.
>15 degrees - French cars don't start
> cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
>10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going. Alaskans go swimming (I can prove it!)
>5 degrees - American cars don't start.
>0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
>-10 degrees - Californians disappear
- German cars don't start
> eyes freeze shut when you step outside.
>-15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
> Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
> Miami residents cease to exist
> -20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
> politicians actually do something about the homeless
> Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
> Japanese cars don't start.
>-25 degrees - Too cold to think
> you need jumper cables to get the driver going.
> -30 degrees - You plan a two week hot bath
> Swedish cars don't start.
> -40 degrees - Minnesotans button top button
> Canadians put on sweater
> your car helps you plan your trip South.
>-50 degrees - Congressional hot air freezes
> Alaskans close the bathroom window.
> -80 degrees - Polar bears move South
> Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
> -90 degrees - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
>-100 degrees - Hell freezes over
> Clinton finally tells all.
>
>
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