Some Humor.... From Minnesota
The reason why the Vikings will win...
Subject: Sven and Ole
Ole and Sven died and were sent to hell. Unbelieveable for Svedes from Minnesota!
After awhile the devil came by and Ole and Sven were still wearing their winter gear and seemed pretty darn comfortable.
The devil asked them why they weren't hot.
Ole replied, "We come from Minnesota where it is always cold; this is feeling pretty good to us."
This upset the devil so he turned the thermostat up.
Awhile later the devil again looked in on Ole and Sven. They were still wearing their winter gear.
The devil questioned them again.
Sven replied, "You have to remember that we are from Minnesota and it is very, very cold there; this is feeling real nice to us."
The devil was even madder so he cranked the thermostat all the way up to the maximum temperature.
The devil waited a little while longer and went back to see how Ole and Sven were doing. This time they had unzipped their coats but still had all their winter clothes on.
The devil hit the ceiling! He couldn't understand what was going on. Part of the lifestyle down here was supposed to be the punishing heat. It wasn't working on these guys.
The devil really pressed them this time to find out what the deal was.
Again Ole told the devil, "We are from Minnesota and we just got over a freezing winter; this is really great for Sven and me."
An evil light flickered in the devil's mind and he went to the thermostat and jerked it as low as possible. He thought if the heat wasn't a punishment, he could really get them by giving them some freezing temperatures.
A little while later the devil came back and there was Ole and Sven, jackets off, cheering, giving each other high fives, in gleeful celebration, happier than ever!
The devil, in profound confusion, questioned them on their actions.
Sven said, with great joy and exuberance, "Back home they always said, the Vikings will win the Super Bowl when hell freezes over."
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