Don't know if any of these are true, but they're true enough... Enjoy!
"He may be the only player to kick and collect Social Security at the sametime."
>> -- Tony Dungy, on 39-year-old Gary Anderson
"He carries so many tacklers with him, he's listed in the Yellow Pages under Public Transportation."
>> -- Dave Wannstedt, on Leroy Hoard
Leaving."
>> -- Jonathan Quinn, Jaguar QB, on his fondest memory of the Metrodome
"The Vikings are the only team in the NFL that never plays a road game."
>> -- Ted Marchibroda, on all the Vikings fans that showed up for the Ravens home game.
"You come out hurting all over and what didn't hurt, didn't work."
>> -- Emmitt Smith, on facing John Randle
"David Palmer faked me out so bad that I got a 15-yard penalty for
grabbing my own face mask."
>> -- Leroy Butler, on punt returner David Palmer
"It's hard to believe, but the score started at 0-0."
>> -- Fred Taylor, Jaguar running back, on losing 50-10 to the Vikings
"You don't need a tape measure to register his hits, you need a
seismograph."
>> -- Mike Alstott, Tampa full-back, on Robert Griffith
"That's the first time I ever touched him."
>> -- Gilbert Brown, Packer defensive nose tackle, on shaking hands with Robert Smith after the Monday night game
"If John Randle and King Kong went into an alley, only one of them would come out, and it wouldn't be the monkey."
>> -- Brett Favre, on John Randle
"Randy Moss is not human. I don't want to call him a god, but he's
definitely somewhere in between."
>> -- Bruce Coslet, Bengals head coach, on Randy Moss
"I'm not sure we'd ever get close enough to need it."
>> -- Bruce Coslet, on why Cincinnati wasn't practicing its goal-line offense in preparation for the Viking game
"You're not going to win every game, but I hate to prove it right off the bat."
>> -- Tony Dungy, on the opening day loss to the Vikings
"How should I know? I'm Deion Sanders, not Dionne Warwick."
>> -- Deion Sanders, asked if he could stop Randy Moss on Thanksgiving day
"I called Dial-a-Prayer and they hung up on me."
>> -- Mike Holmgren, at half-time, Monday night, October 5, 1998
"The only difference between me and General Custer is that I had to watch the films on Monday."
>> -- Brett Favre, on losing to the Vikings for the second time this season, including an interception to Jimmy Hitchcock for touchdown return
"Do we have to start at one?"
>> -- Mike Holmgren, asked to rate the Packer secondary on a scale of one to ten after Randy Moss torched them for the second time this season.
"He has two speeds. Here he comes and there he goes."
>> -- Darrell Green, on Randy Moss
"They can put on my tombstone, 'He'd have lasted a lot longer if he hadn't played Minnesota twice a year.'"
>> -- Dave Wannstedt
"The harder we played, the behinder we got."
>> -- Norv Turner, on losing to the Viking 41-7
"You can't practice being miserable."
>> -- Bruce Coslet, asked if the Bengals were properly prepared for a game against the Vikings
"I would rather play at Mile High Stadium every day than in this place. This place is unbelievable. You just can't hear."
>> -- Jacksonville Jaguars offensive tackle Tony Boselli, commenting on the raucous Metrodome crowd.
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