Hi Ed,
OFF TOPIC (What you need is a laugh) courtesy of one of my cyber buddies
regards, Terence Mitchell
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Subject: Investment Tips for the New Year
In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Netscape deal, here
are the latest mergers we can expect to see:
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.
Grace Company merge to become Hale-Mary-Fuller-Grace.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to
become Polly-Warner-Cracker.
3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood. John Deere and
Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere-Abi.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge
to become Zip-Audi-Do-Da.
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home.
Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine,
All Mine.
Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women merge to
become Knott-NOW.
Fuller Brush and Shick Razor Company to merge and become Fuller
Shick Co. |
