cOUSIN SHORTY's AMAZING TOUR! A AHA HAHAHAHA HAHAH AHAHAH!!!!!!
Welcome to Silicon Investor! I am your host for the tour, you can call me TLC. My cousin, over there, that is cOUSIN SHORTY, he is a professional market analyst and writes his own newsletter.
You are riding in a Flamfoozy Mark 17 spacecraft, which we call home. If you have any particular problems that come up, just press the green button on the console in front of you. Your screen will give you the image of whatever it is that we are traveling over at that particular moment.
As we approach SI, let me remind you that there are a few rules.
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Also, there are sections on SI where it is frowned upon to make critical personal remarks, called "flames".
Also, on the stock threads, a post such as ours is considered "off topic", so we will note that as we cruise in.
Oh, one more thing! Can you remember the word antidote? Next time you want the tour, just search for that word, *antidote*, and you're there! I mean, here. Well, you get the idea.
Let's begin our tour, shall we? We'll start with the New York Stock Exchange Stocks. Silicon Investor is primarily concerned with tech stocks, so we have a good NYSE example here, at AT&T:
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