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There are two men at the bottom of a hole, digging. One guy asks the
other, "Why is that guy up there sitting under the tree while we do all
the work?" The other guy doesn't know, so he goes up and asks him why.
The guy under the tree says, "Because I have intelligence." The digger
says, "What's that?" So the guy under the tree stands up and says,
"Punch me as hard as you can." So the guy winds up and punches him, but
the intelligent guy moves away and the digger punches the tree. His hand
is now killing him. So the digger says, "Oh, I think I know what it is
now." He goes back down to the other digger. The other digger asks, "So
why are we doing all the work?" So the first digger replies, "Because he
has intelligence." The first digger says, "What's that." The other
digger looks around for a tree, but doesn't see one, so he puts his hand
in front of his face and says, "Punch my hand as hard as you can." |
