Hey Iko......
Superman had a hard day, So he decided to round up some friends and go to the bar for a few beers. He calls up Batman, but Batman says: "I'm too tired, I busted up 3 gangs today, and my utility belt broke and the Batmobile needed servicing and.... I just want to go to bed." He calls up The Flash who says: "I got stopped in LA for running with beer on my breath. I've sworn off for the moment." He calls up more super heroes, only to get turned down each time. Finally Superman decides that he'll go over and see Wonder Woman. He flies over to her house and hovers by the bedroom window and looks in. He's amazed to see her lying on the bed nude, face up, writhing with only a trilby hat over her face. Superman gets an evil idea. Faster than a speeding bullet, he undoes his fly, opens the window, flies in, enters her, does his thing, and shuts the window as he flies out (the ultimate quickie). Wonder Woman looks out from under the trilby hat and says: "I wonder what the Hell that was?" And the Invisible Man replies: "I don't know, but suddenly my asshole hurts."
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