Some Great Short Humor Pieces...
The factory of the future will have two employees, a man and a dog.
The man will be there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to keep
the man from touching the computers.
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Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we
poisonous snakes?" The other replied, "You're damn right we are!
We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?" To which the first replied, "I
just bit my tongue."
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Why did the orange stop at the top of the hill? It ran out of juice!
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Why did the Siamese twins go to England? So the other one could have
a chance to drive!
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When we talk to God it's called prayer. When God talks back it's
called schizophrenia.
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What do you get when cross a Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you
can't understand.
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It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
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During break time at obedience school, two dogs were talking. One
said to the other..."The thing I hate about obedience school is you
learn ALL thi stuff you'll never use in the real world.
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Which animals did Noah not take on the ark in pairs? Worms! They
went on in apples. What veggie did Noah not take on the Ark? Leeks
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What do you get when you cross LSD with the pill? A trip without the
kids!
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I was just wondering......if you choke a smurf, what color does it
turn?
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A newly married man asks his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father fhadn't left me a fortune?" "Darling," the woman replies
sweetly, "I'd have married you no matter who left you a fortune."
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How many men does it take to change the toilet paper roll? NOBODY
KNOWS!
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