That's funny, Alex. Obviously, you don't KNOW. You - you gentile.
Warren Moon (cool name, huh? Wonder if there's a Warren Pease), is the quarterback for Seattle. Them Seahawks.
Randall Cunningham is QB for Atlanta, Them Falcons.
I said to MJ, "I thought Cunningham retired?"
"Seattle might be retiring Warren Moon. (There's a little tone of impatience.) Cunningham is qb-ing the Falcons, who are on their way to the Superbowl."
Then she says, "People are always getting Warren Moon and Randall Cunningham mixed up. I don't know why. They're both black, is all I can think."
I don't know why either, because the joke there is that so do I, mix them up, and the bigger joke I suppose, is that they're black. I associate names with teams, and that's all I can remember.
She says, "You need Dash here if you're gonna talk football." (Translation.: "Shut up, moron.") "Moon played for New Orleans, I think, and Dash wants him retired, and Cunningham played for the Eagles I think."
They really hassle me, I mean really, when I try to sit in.
And Dash is a bottomless pit bull of sports who and what. Sports people are mean humiliators.
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