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To: Blue On Black who wrote (6428)	1/19/1999 12:35:00 AM
From: Druss	Read Replies (1) of 12754

Deer Druss I am writin to tell you I gots a new pickup. I is as happy as a pig in slop. I got it cuz my uncle Elmer Jay was runnin some moonshine an the revenooers started after him. He run his truk full of shine off this hear cliff and it got stuck part ways down. It were a new truk an he said I cud have it if I cud figer a way to git it back up. But whin I went over thar an saw it I new it were hopeless. Nuthin cud even git down ther much less git it up. But the Wolf heared me talking to Elmer Jay and she heared me say it was stuk ther ferever, she clumb down ther and brung it up. Then she brung it home fer me. She had a bar she had kilt too. I reckin that put her in a special gud mood cause she luvs huntin bars cause they fight back. Poor thangs they wud be better off if they wud just let ther throats git tore out. Anyways I even said 'Thank you fer the truk, that is the nicest thang you ever dun fer me.' She didnt even mangle me or nuthin for sayin somethin nice to her. She jest threw the bar at me and said 'Skin this, leave the meat raw. I only got you the truk cause if you got a truk you won't be round here so dammed much.' Is that sweet or wot? So now I gots a almost new Chevolase...Chevroalak...Chevss...Ford pickup. I does haves a problim. I needs to git gas. You has all my mony in my accont at yer brokerige, an I needs some fer gas. The only thang I kin use without gas is the shine an I thinks it is too gud fer that. I am sendin you a bottle to try out and see whut I mean. Yers truley Lee Dear Lee As you know I don't normally release money to investors from their account. They always seem to want it at crucial times when the market is most in their favor. So in their best interests I hold it. In this case however I think it would be a shame to use that moonshine on your new truck. I think it would tear it up. It sure tore me up. My liver thought it had been hit by an antitank shell. So I am sending you $200 for gas and a bit extra. [I know how you feel about my checks but this one will work.] Keep the $200 for gas and use the rest to ship the moonshine to me. Yours Druss

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