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Gold/Mining/Energy : Winspear Resources

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To: The Fix who wrote (12689)1/19/1999 3:50:00 PM
From: Andrew  Read Replies (2) of 26850
 
I see about a 100 or so new post that are mostly meaningless so I will add to it with a little joke.

There was these three midgets who were chatting one day about setting the world record on having the smallest body part in the world in one category or another and they decided to fly to London and get measured for the Guiness Book.

The first midget thought he had the worlds smallest hands, the second midget thought he had the worlds smallest feet, the third being rather bashful about it thought he had the worlds smallest penis.

Open getting measured up the three of them meet in the lobby and exchange their experience.

The first midget says. "Yippee I did it I've got the world smallest hands and I'll be in the book!"

The second midget says. "Oh I'm so happy I'm gonna be in the book too for the worlds smallest feet!"

The third midget looking a little perplexed says dejectedly. "Though it is embarrassing I thought I'd get in the book easily, but just who the heck is this guy that goes by Average Joe?"

I apologize for the nonsense and to any midgets out there who may take offense to this.

Andy
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