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Pastimes : JANICE SHELL HITS 20,000 SI POSTS -- A RETROSPECTIVE

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To: TEDennis who wrote (159)1/19/1999 10:43:00 PM
From: John Sladek  Read Replies (1) of 176
 
TED,

Janice has about 300 to 20,000. I have 84 to 7,000. Wagers anyone?

Sorry TED, but I'm not about to place any bets unless I'm sure that you guys aren't using some secret FBN program such as the SPAM Master 2000. You know what I'm talking about, the program that monitors and automatically posts to hundreds of SI newsgroups simultaneously. The neural networks in SPAM Master 2000 allow it to be programmed with a several "personalities" so that the posts appear to come from a variety of different people.

Don't think that I'm not on to you guys. Anyone with half a brain (and I think that I am one of those people) realize that you are using automated software to monitor SI and to send and respond to postings here. Its obvious isn't it - the TEDennis personality is optimized for post-grubbing. The Janice Shell personality is set in a special bash mode and monitors the OTC:BB stock threads looking for scammy stocks on a 24 hour / 7 day per week / 365.25 day per year basis.

Why am I responding to a computer program anyways?

Regards,
John Sladek

[***This response was automatically prepared by JohnBOT the John Sladek emulator***]
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