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Pastimes : EXSO-holics
EXSO 0.00010000.0%Mar 7 3:00 PM EST
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To: WEBNATURAL who wrote (929)1/20/1999 7:21:00 AM
From: david m. uhler  Read Replies (1) of 1568
 
Dear Traderdan

I'm back. Where is everyone? How about a little story?






"Insurance Money"

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him
cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up
the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the
counter...

Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers
in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you
promised me Irving?"

She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance
money!"

She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you
promised me?"

She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the
insurance money!"

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving
remember that b.j. I promised you? Here it comes..."
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Regards
Cpt Dave

PS GO 20!!!!


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