Glorious Meathead March!
Oh, we are meatheads through and through!
Any thought you give us we'll twist and screw.
We secretly know that we all have been saved,
By the rational producers -- or we'd still be in caves!
So, despite Abe Lincoln, and his thoughts on lies,
We're here to tell you we know otherwise,
If you tell a lie often and make it big,
It'll eclipse the truth like a baldy with a wig.
Oh Heavenly Father, we hope that you exist,
To smite all these Rationalists and send them to the Pit.
For if you are just a figment of imagination,
Then WE are the ones who face damnation!
We've looked at Evolution and smirked at the thought,
And read great signs into every storm and drought,
We know Adam and Eve existed -- and they weren't apes,
As surely as the Roman soldiers wore red capes.
We've read the Holy Bible forwards, backwards, upside down,
And scriptures tell us soon there'll be a big turnaround.
The End Times are a'comin' -- the end of our race. . .
(Or maybe just the end of Christians as the strong inherit space.) |
