Blue, That's some EXPENSIVE GOURMET SODA you're drinking out of a Tall Neck Bottle there, Pal!! WOW!! The GNET SPLIT sure is something to Celebrate Special About With Some FIRST-RATE Pop!!
Techstock '99 Market Close Performances:
GNET BAND backed up "Fonely Eyed" and "Fonely Ida" in a knee slappin' down home jugband rendition of "There's A Hole In The Bucket" and "Froggy Went A-Courtin'" complete with campfire!! Surfboard Sacrifice Cancelled, Deemed Unnecessary & Wasteful. YEEEE HAW!
So "Fonely Eyed" says to Ida - "Ida had a Million Bucks Today Fonely Eyed got me some a that thar GNET Internet Stock when some feller with blue suede snowshoes I met in Vegas kept a-naggin' me on it...."
So "Fonely Ida" answers with - "Fonely Eyed put that money I lost on Zap into GNET instead at the time, blame it on The Magic 8 Ball cuz it wuz a toss-up. MAGIC 8 said Zap will grow faster, then cash IT out to move to GNET and set a spell. Fonely Eyed Fergit That There Magic 8 Now. Just Lookit GNET and AOL." (AOL announces earnings...and who knows what else... on January 27th approximate date).
There was an unruly element at Techstock '99 today, when a clicque hollering GNET, GNET, WE WANT NEWS Went on even after GNET Gave Them The News Today, Oboy! Only Mick knew how to calm 'em down! & So The Rolling Stones Rang The Bell At The Close of Today's Show With.... (of course!) a 20 minute set of..... "Satisfaction"
909 DOT COMS TO TECHRIDE KIMOSAVEES,
Joanie |
