Hi, Skipper -- You have entered the realm of the FEELIE SIrens.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
(Apologies to Douglas Adams)
You will be asked to commit poetry. You will be asked to expose your deepest, most heartfelt feelings, which will then be discussed in minute, excruciating detail. You will be offered food, particularly Gummi Bears, M&Ms, and Cheetos as well as a variety of exotically prepared insects and scaly/slimy/furry things, none of which would be thought of as food by any right-thinking person (well, the stuffed sea nettles sounded good). You will be expected to sport a mouse-pelt loincloth for thread lounging. You will be expected to quaff Chardonnay and Chablis, but no Cabernet, Merlot or beer. And no hard stuff. You will be expected to participate in thread-raids (one of the main benefits) and to threadnap interesting characters. All in all, a very satisfying existence...
Oh, I almost forgot - Discussion of zoomers such as SEXI and CAWS will be met with tears and recriminations. Discussion of BOOM will get brownie points. Discussion of such solid issues as INTC, CSCO, USRX, GE, MRK, etc will be ignored.
Good luck, the minefield awaits,
Jeff |
