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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: John Messbauer who wrote (1198)1/22/1999 12:09:00 AM
From: Karin  Read Replies (4) of 2733
 
Stolen Car
A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A Cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?"
"Yesssh! Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies.
The Cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?"
"It wassss at the end of thisss key!" the man replies.
About that time the Officer looks down to see that the man's "thing" is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans "OHHH GOD.....they got my girlfriend too!!!"
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