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"Hey Boss, you never told me who this Rico Statutes guy is anyway…"
Oh—sorry. Musta slipped my mind.
"So tell me what I should say."
Ummm…tell 'em they're like these things, you know, where…umm…it's some kinda deal about trucker drivers I think—yeah that's it! Shell's in charge of…some trucksters who…I think they were connected to John Gotti. Yeah, that's it!
"Oh, I get it! We can sue nearly everybody for nearly every crime committed since the Seventies this way! Good idea, Boss!! lololol111"
Yeah, that's why I get paid the big bucks—and you're just my…well, whatever.
"So when do I get my check, Boss?"
Then you say that there was…ummm…a fire-bombing…and Janice castrated it all the way from Italy!
"Cool!! So when do I get my check, Boss?"
After that, say you got this…errr…default thingie, and it means that the US Marshalls will get in a pick up and get my shares from the ATF and the BBC and anybody else who has 'em, yip yip!!!
"Hey, I saw that movie! Tommy Lee Jones is so cool! Can you get him to deliver my check, too?"
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