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To: Lee who wrote (90865)	1/22/1999 4:20:00 PM
From: Chuzzlewit	Read Replies (4) of 176387

Lee, may I write a column for your paper. Odd Market Behavior to End Predicts Visionary Pussycat Chuzzlewit The Cat just noticed something that will undoubtedly have a big impact on the stock market. Every year since its inception, the stock market has traded with the number 1 as the first numeral of the trading year. Next year will be fundamentally and technically different. It will be the first year that the first digit will be a 2!! Now what does this portend for the market. Well, for one thing the leading digit will no longer exhibit odd behavior. This means that you can no longer rely on hemlines, or who wins the Superbowl or the year of the presidency to determine the future behavior of the market. Technicians interviewed by the pussycat fretted at the prospect of being thrown out of work as investors realized that the market was easily predictable. All you needed to do was to ask Kumar, who, putting aside his odd predictions for the previous millennium, will begin an unprecedented string of predictions that are expected to be absolutely uncanny. The oddest prediction of all is that Kumar will figure out what the mem key on his calculator means, along with the nuances of addition and subtraction. More to follow ... CTC

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