Threaders, got this in my email today, thought you may find it funny. I for work for a computer consulting company.
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January 1, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the
past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3
weeks of paid leave per year, or pay in lieu of time off. One
additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either
take 9,400 days off work, or notify our office; and your next pay check
will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22, which will include all pay and
interest for the past 1,200 month(s).
Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing
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Who says the Y2K is going to be bad..... |
