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Pastimes : Clinton Jokes!

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To: nick nelson who wrote (175)1/23/1999 10:46:00 AM
From: Gutterball   of 246
 
Here are the Top 5 Rejected State of the Union Speech Opening Lines...

5> "Members of Congress, I feel you're a pain."

4> "Are you impeachin' me? Are you impeachin' me? You gotta be impeachin' me cuz I'm the only President standin' here."

3> "I don't think anyone can deny that this past year has made a vas deferens in the face of politics.."

2> "Acquit me, or the stock market gets it."

And The Top 5's Number 1 Rejected State of the Union Speech opening Line...

1> "I'm not under oath, am I?"
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