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To: Gutterball who wrote (177)	1/23/1999 6:20:00 PM
From: KM	Read Replies (1) of 246

Subject: Bill & Monica Q & A Q: Did You hear what happened to Monica Lewinsky this morning? A: She coughed up some new evidence. Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Ken Starr have in common? A: They both want Clinton's head. Q: What was Clinton's last gift to Monica? A: Spot remover. Q: What did Hillary Clinton change her name to? A: Sharon Peters Q: What did Clinton say to the new female intern? A: I haven't come across your face. Q: What is Clinton's worst nightmare? A: An intern with braces. Q: How can you tell you've just had sex with Bill Clinton? A: You've got french fries in your hair, and Vernon Jordan is handing you a job application. Q: What do you get when you cross Monica Lewinsky with Ted Kaczynski? A: A Dynamite Blowjob Q: What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky's wardrobe ? A: When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman. Q: What do Monica & the Green Bay Packers have in common? A: They both blew the big one. Q: What's the difference between Vince Foster, Ron Brown, and Monica Lewinsky? A: Monica is the only one who took a shot in the head from Bill and lived to tell about it. Q: What do OJ and Clinton have in common? A: Both are lying, bad golfers, who leave a trail of DNA behind. Q: What do Monica & OJ Simpson have in common? A: Sore knees. Q: What will Bill Clinton be known as when he leaves the White House? A: The President after Bush Q: What is the name of Monica Lewinsky's new book? A: My Taste For Power Q: What do you call Clinton's fly? A: U.S. National Open Q: Do you know who (woman) Hillary most likely has asked to stay at the White House? A: Lorena Bobbitt Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer? A: CHELSEA Q: What did the Japanese Premier say to Clinton as he boarded Air Force One to leave Tokyo? A: Rotsa Ruck on your next erection!

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