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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: treetopflier who wrote (1202)1/24/1999 7:08:00 PM
From: Monty Lenard  Read Replies (3) of 2733
 
An old man wnet into the Social Security Office and filled out an
application.

He was too old to have a birth certificate, so he was asked to prove
his age. He opened his shirt and showed them the gray hair on his
chest. They accept that as proof, and give him his first check.

He went home to his wife, showed her the check, and explained to her
what had happened.

She replied, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see
if you can also get disability!"
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